Keira Knightly Shows Some Skin

Kind of refreshing to see a bombshell box office hit who doesn't have or need to flaunt her bosoms.

Dolly Parton: Taking Silicone a Step Too Far

Oh, the humanity. Do I spy the edge of her left nipple close to popping out? With decolletage like this, why bother with clothing?

Paris Hilton Tries Something New: Being Smart(ish)

I used to think that Paris had ... two, e ... "brains" that she kept in a c-cup.

But it turns out, as this Squidoo lens suggests, that she might be smarter than she looks with the correct scripting.

Apparently she has announced her presidency -- or at least her farcical presidency. (Squidoo also points out she's not old enough to reallllly run.)

Interesting to think of the Presidency as 100% more pink.

That's hot.

Angelina Jolie: Made for Lovin'

Angelina Jolie was made for lovin'. Or at least for the Lara Croft Tomb Raider outfits she wears.

Yes, perhaps one day her giant lips will bend backwards and swallow her head. But until that day, I'll be right here.

Helen Mirren: Looking Way Better than Queen Elizabeth

She's not bad for an older chick, right? Funny to think that she's best known (at least recently) for playing the frumpy English monarch, Queen Elizabeth II.

Here's to hot grandmas.

Oh, Liz. Nicole Kidman's Chest Garners the Gossip Queen's Attention

Liz Smith captured on photo admiring Nicole Kidman's ta-tas. The Grande Dame of Dish has done it again. Check out her admiring gaze:
Liz Smith Has a Crush on Nicole Kidman's Boobs

And more on that from Liz Herself on wowOwow.com: Are Those Breasts For Real?

It's not easy being beautiful, Nicole? Especially around handsy Liz. Where is your bodyguard when you need him most?

The Breast and the Brightest

Obsessed with celebrities' racks? You're not alone. They're all over the media, mired in speculation about who's had work done, who hasn't. E! has a rundown of best beach bodies, sexy supermodels, etc. Sports Illustrated has their swimsuit issue.

My call to action: call a spade a spade. Sports Illustrated has a Boobs issue. E! has the true hollywood Boob Story. And celebrities do have nice racks.